I have done this before, not here, of course, but it was pretty much a good laugh, so I decided to make something like this here. Event is simple, you have to write anecdote, joke, short story, basically something funny. The joke has to be about some of our forum users, anyone who is active and participating in forum activities, just to make the joke funnier. Here I will give you a little example:
Kwaithex and Rupert comes into bar and each drink a few shots. Suddenly Rupert dies and appears in the sky, looks around for a while, then he notices God. Rupert starts begging:
- Please take me back to the bar - I want to take my last shot of tequila!
- No, no Rupert, your time is up.
- Anyway, I beg you, please let me get back, in any form, even as spider!
God thinks for a while and agrees. Suddenly, spider appears on the ceiling of the bar.
- God, but how do I get to my shot?
- Well, you are spider. You can make a web. Use all your strength to push the web and that is how you get down.
Rupert starts to push very hard and it actually works, he is starting to get closer to the shot. In the halfway, the web ends.
- What do I do? I can't get down any lower!
- Wait for a moment. You will be able to do it again a bit later.
Rupert waits a bit and later starts to do that again. He finally gets to the tip of his shot and suddenly he hears Kwaithex...
- Hey, Rupert! Wake up! Man, the I Love InfinityMU is wrong with you, you just pooped your pants!
That is a pretty good example, I think. Now, when I have your attention, please read the rules written below, so you can participate and be able to fight for a prize, which is written in the bottom of this thread.
Rules:
How the winner will be determined?
With Thanks button. Who will get the most likes for his entry will be the winner of this event. If any of you will ask somebody to say thanks for your post, you will be disqualified!
And please, to anyone who has been asked to give thanks, report me about this. Don't be rude, let's play fair.
What is the prize?
Uber Sacred Ring of Wind 117.
At least 7 people have to participate in order for me to give any prize, be aware of that.
I hope you all will enjoy this event. Deadline of this event is 15.04.2016., I will count the votes somewhere between 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM (GMT+2), and then I will announce the winner in this thread. Good luck to everyone!
Kwaithex and Rupert comes into bar and each drink a few shots. Suddenly Rupert dies and appears in the sky, looks around for a while, then he notices God. Rupert starts begging:
- Please take me back to the bar - I want to take my last shot of tequila!
- No, no Rupert, your time is up.
- Anyway, I beg you, please let me get back, in any form, even as spider!
God thinks for a while and agrees. Suddenly, spider appears on the ceiling of the bar.
- God, but how do I get to my shot?
- Well, you are spider. You can make a web. Use all your strength to push the web and that is how you get down.
Rupert starts to push very hard and it actually works, he is starting to get closer to the shot. In the halfway, the web ends.
- What do I do? I can't get down any lower!
- Wait for a moment. You will be able to do it again a bit later.
Rupert waits a bit and later starts to do that again. He finally gets to the tip of his shot and suddenly he hears Kwaithex...
- Hey, Rupert! Wake up! Man, the I Love InfinityMU is wrong with you, you just pooped your pants!
That is a pretty good example, I think. Now, when I have your attention, please read the rules written below, so you can participate and be able to fight for a prize, which is written in the bottom of this thread.
Rules:
- Your funny story / anecdote must be about any forumer, you, me, anyone else.
- You are not allowed to insult any of forum members, if you have any beef with the forumer, don't use him as subject of your joke.
- You are not allowed to enter the event with more than 1 funny story / anecdote, if you make more than 1, I will kindly ask Mod team to delete your post and you will be disqualified, same with 2 forum accounts.
- You are not allowed to edit your joke! I read them all and of course I memorize them. If you do so, you will be disqualified and votes for your entry will be invalid.
- At the end of your post, kindly add your in game name, so I know to whom I need to give the prize.
How the winner will be determined?
With Thanks button. Who will get the most likes for his entry will be the winner of this event. If any of you will ask somebody to say thanks for your post, you will be disqualified!
And please, to anyone who has been asked to give thanks, report me about this. Don't be rude, let's play fair.
What is the prize?
Uber Sacred Ring of Wind 117.
At least 7 people have to participate in order for me to give any prize, be aware of that.
I hope you all will enjoy this event. Deadline of this event is 15.04.2016., I will count the votes somewhere between 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM (GMT+2), and then I will announce the winner in this thread. Good luck to everyone!
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octor please tell me what can i do to live a bit longer?please
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