Forum Event [Forum Event] Laughter is the best medicine!

[Euge]

Laughter is the best medicine!

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What do you have to do in this event?

• Just tell me a joke, the best joke you have ever heard!

Rules

• 1 entry per player(don´t use multiple accounts)
• No double post
• Don´t edit your post in order to write another joke
• No spam in this thread
• Only english is allowed
• No offensive jokes
• Only written jokes

Deadline

• 30th april

How to win

• The 3 best jokes are going to win. I´ll judge the best jokes in the thread. Just make me laugh!

Prizes

• 1st place = 3000 credits
• 2nd place = 2000 credits
• 3rd place = 1000 credits

Laugh is good for the health, so let´s get laugh out loud!

PS : A little announcement : Since our Lead Moderator Euge resigned,this event will be continued by Enzo and he will pick up the winners as well.

 

[Atheena™]

Not So funny

"WOODEN"

wat if you had a wooden car

with a wooden engine.

with a wooden wheel

wooden chair

and

a wooden key..

I AM SURE..

IT WOULDN`T START

 

[ZANK]

When i was Studying in School Days. My Teachers Used to wear sunGlasess.... U know Why ??, Beacuse i was a Bright Student .. Hahaha xD

 

[#10th]

Police: where do u live?

Me: with my parents

Police: where does ur parents live?

Me: with me

Police: where do u all live?

Me: together

Police: where is ur house?

Me: next to my neighbors house

Police: where is your neighbors house?

Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.

Police: tell me

Me: next to my house

HOPE YOU LIKE IT

 

[purexpinoy]

Teacher:Okay Say it

Student: three women sitting over there they have all three ice
the first lick at the ice
The second bite at the ice
the third **** at the ice
Which of the three women is married

Teacher:i know the one **** the ice

Student: Wrong , the one with the wedding ring,, but the way you think I like

 

[UnFreeze]

This morning as i was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.
After that, i picked up my briefcase,and the handle fell off.
Then i went to open the door, and the door knob fell off.
I went to get into my car , and the door handle fell off in my hand.






Now i'm afraid to PEE..

 

[Seju]

(_!_)=Normal Ass
( ! )=Tight Ass
(__!__)=Big Ass
(_$_)=Rich ass
(_B_)=B*tch Ass
(_x_)=Kiss my ass
(_?_)=Dumb Ass








(_E=MC2_)=SMART ASS

 

[Bimpo]

Epic fail in the bar )


A: yo , bro! Yesterday i was in bar, and there i wanted to fart.
B: and? -_-
A: The music here was playing loud, and i did this.
B: and? -_-
A: I realized that music was playing in my headphones.
B: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH :XD:

 

[-Sierra]

Three vampires walk into a blood bar. The first two order 2 glasses of blood and the third one orders a glass of boiling water.
The bartender thinks that it’s kind of weird, but doesn’t say anything — he just gives them their drinks.
The next day, the three vampires walk into the bar and order the same thing, two glasses of blood and a glass of boiling water.
The bartender still thinks it’s weird but doesn’t say anything, he doesn’t want to be that vampire’s next victim.
But when it happened on the third day, the bartender couldn’t help but ask why. . . “Okay, I know that the three of you are vampires, so why do you two order glasses of blood but you always get a glass of boiling water?”
The third vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, “I like to make tea!”

 

[Citakki]

Q: What is the best thing God ever created?

A: The vagina.

Q: What was the worst thing God ever did?

A: Put women in charge of them.

P.S.Sry for bad lexic it`s just a joke

 

[Prada]

Makatumba=To be f*ked.

Caller:Andre.
Andre:What?
Caller:Follow me.Select one of it.Death or Makatumba?
Andre didn't know what's Makatumba and bcoz chose it.
Andre:Bob
Bob:What?
Andre:If They asked you about *Death or Makatumba*chose death or you'll be f*ked.
Caller:Follow me Bob.Death or Makatumba?
Bob:Death!
Caller:Well done!Death by Makatumba.

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[xVoLvEx]

A man sits down in a restaurant and looks at the menu. He says to the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup".

The waiter leaves and walks toward the kitchen, but the man changes his mind and decides to have a bowl of pea soup instead. He yells to the waiter, "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"




hope u like it...he3

 

[Maslaczek]

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

haha ;D

 

[NoMercy]

A little announcement : Since our Lead Moderator Euge resigned,this event will be continued by me.Dead line will remain April,30.

Thank you.

 

[SLASH]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

 

[dolengheng]

I got a ticket
for going fast
I knew my goodluck would never last
It seems that i was born under an evil star
I got caught for speeding!! I didnt even have a car D:


Hope u found this funny ^^

 

[Yeezus]

B1: Bro, you want to hear a big joke?

B2: Sure!

B1: Your Face.

B2: !@#$%^&*()

 

[CRANZY]

Man: I lost my wife.

Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Man: Not slim, can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of the eyes?
Man: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?
Man: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: I don't remember exactly.
.
Inspector: Was somebody with her???
Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together... And the man started crying....

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!

 

[NoMercy]

Event is over,you can see the event announcement thread here : Click me

/Closed