Event POLL [Event Poll] Funny Explanations

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[Big Event] Funny Explanations
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It's time to uncover who among our 11 participants possesses the best sense of humor.
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Prizes:
1st Place – 10,000 Gold Credits + 5 ROWs
2nd Place – 5,000 Gold Credits + 3 ROWs
3rd Place – 3,000 Gold Credits + 2 ROWs

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Question:
• If this was your grave, what was the cause of your death?

Entries:​

Spoiler: Beerus

If this was my grave, the reason for my death is that few days ago, i was walking across the street where i suddenly bump into this guy and tapped me on my shoulders whispering the words “its time”. It was a very frightening day for me since its very unusual to be encountered by such random person. The next day i woke up and found a small mark on my shoulders. I immeditely remembered the day before that man tapped me on my shoulder and it came to me that maybe it was somethingn done by who. I reported to the police and quoted “i was tapped by this person and i have no idea who that was” and then the unthinkable happened. 1 week has passed and the mark was gone. The doctors saw nothing in the CTScan and my parents knew that it would be the end of me.. one month has passed and my father visited my grave and he keeps on saying the words. “Im sorry, son” then he grabs the document saying about the cause of my death. And i found out that it was a cocroach bite that killed me. Hahahahahhahahaaha long story for a damn cocroach wtf hahahaha

Spoiler: Warean

IGN:Warean*
If that was my grave, the cause of my death would be..... my best friend
story:
hi, my name is Warean*
it all starts in lorencia
I was so inloved and full of energy, well i guess because of the girl i spotted, she was Edean
she was the girl that give me the inspiration. Least of the girls she was the most gorgeous and the pretties elf of all.I have a friend named Chris, he was toooooo smart ass(WIERDO) late bloomer of the class.He is very talkative and yet religious saying "amen" all the time, but when he looked at me i seem not paying attention to him instead my eyes is looking at Edean.
Chris:Men are u paying attention?uhmmmm...?
Warean*very silent and looking toward Edean).... ahhhh so beautiful
Chris:HEY MEN! your so silent SPEAK MEN (Chris looks straight ahead looking at what im looking)
Chris:Who's that girl?(his eyes getting big again)
Warean*:......... ahhh....
I was so shy to tell Chris about the girl well he also looks at her too grin looking at her big b***s so I kept my head down and said HEY!!! and I said dont look at her like that men, he ask me again do u like her? then my face got red again means i do. he laughed :jajaja: at me then he said be a men, go and face her.I said men if ill do that ill be frozen for hours again you know Im very shy,chris slap his face :facepalm: and slap what an “Igno” you are you need to be a real men, lets go ill be at your back.We walk towards her (men i dont know to says)Chris said "I will take care of you men, i got your back remember,(Chris started to make a very loud noise)Chris sign shouting “amen” then i said “amen”.He repeated again say “Alleluyah amen” ,it was so awkward saying that simultaneously so wierd. Edean sign than ask "what are you doing guys?" (I was scared that she don't want what we did) then Chris said we doing rituals......I said... what ??? you said u gonna teach me strategy.Edean ask ... what strategy? I look at Chris but he run:run: he left me with that stupid form like he wants me to be embarass like im a monkey dont know what to do:yy51: i was so silent that Edean just stared at me then she looks away(like she saying im a wierdo....) I was so sad and very depressed. Chris did that for granted..... days after i seen Edean walking with Man holding her hands named midly, My heart broke when he said they'll be married tomorrow. I drank many alcohol as many as i can just to move on till i drank the redemy of love just to stop the ache that i felt but cant be remove it. i walked outside lorencia then killed all monster i see expressing how painful that was for me, suddenly I step at the cemetery then slept there the entire night. Wishing that i dont woke up (what i didnt know is that Chris is listen to me the whole time) he buried me alive :facepalm: men im just kidding
if u would receive this men please im just kidding please get me out of here its so dark men hey!!!!!CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS
Died XD
End of story
Moral of the story:
Dont ask any strategies from any friend cause their also single also thats the friendship codes of bestfriends.

Spoiler: Kieosux

IGN : Kieosux

If that was my grave?

that's when i was playing infinity mu, while i was about to reset from reset master suddenly some random person approached me and told me there's this amazing trick for unlimited combo's, auto pots and stuffs.

so he said come aida, ill teach you how.
(so we went on aida)

[meanwhile]
(Time : 7pm) - my mom was yelling its dinner time, so i yelled back "i'm coming"

when we were in aida, he told me that i should go to this website.
(www.hacks123.org) so what i did, i opened my browser then typed it on the
search bar. when i pressed enter suddenly.

my volume automatically turns max. then there's so many windows popped out full of pornographic videos, sounds so loud full of moan, and i tried to close it pressed the X many times, tried to use task bar still i can't seem to close it.


when i looked behind me my mom was there..

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MORAL OF THE STORY : DO NOT EVER TRUST HACKS!

PS. WEBSITE IS JUST EXAMPLE

ok im done. hahahahah

Spoiler: Kronwell

IGN: Kronwell.B

Because when my pregnant girlfriend was angry I put on a towel on her shoulders and said: "Now you're super angry". Last thing I remember is my head projecting towards sink at mach speed.

Spoiler: Gahleon

IGN:Evilicious

I was a burglar and was in a house burgling as usual. Suddenly the owner of the house came back and so i hid in the refrigerator out of panic. The owner sense something was not right when he came back the house and started searching all over the place. He saw someone dangling off the balcony by his fingertips. And that happens to be the repairman working at the balcony on the upper floor but lost his balance so he was dangling right outside. The owner ran and got a hammer and started beating him with it so he fell off.
Well, the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in a bush. And the owner went to pick up the refrigerator and threw it on him. And that's the cause of my death.

Spoiler: mr1812

IGN: DLCoke

If this was my grave. I actually died because my wife caught me cheating on her and courting girl gamers here in our community :fumando:

RIP to me hokay:

Spoiler: Sly.

IGN: Sly.

If this was my grave, I will bring my Laptop, Internet Connection, Gaming Mouse so that i can still play InfinityMU. :nuhnuh: And the cause of my death is "Did not take internet seriously and kept using it for jokes, and hit me in the head with a trombone slide." (oh)

Sayings on my Grave: " I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK" (hmm)

Spoiler: yuriprime

IGN: Spot!

If this was my grave, my cause of death is fighting the cheaters until my last breath. Even I died, atleast I'm fighting fair. ye:ye:ye:

Spoiler: TheFearOne

Two draconite hunters were walking through the forest one day and .....
All of a sudden, one of them passes out due to exhaustion.
The other draconite hunter panics and dials 911.
He said "emergency, emergency! urgent!
The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?”
The draconite hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do!
I think he might be dead!”
The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.”
The cellphone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot.
The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?” ))

PS:
Legend has it, that until today he is still regretting what he did.
The hunter named was Estes!

in game name: TheFearOne

Spoiler: SMHarold

IGN: [Rock]Love/SMHarold

I was visiting the cemetery near my hometown in Pampanga,Philippines and I couldn't help noticing a man kneeling in front of a gravestone, clasping his hands and sobbing. I went a bit closer and could hear what the man was saying. 'Why did you have to die?' he was repeating, 'Why did you have to die?'

I feel ought to do something to alleviate the man's obvious distress and I laid myhand on the his shoulder saying gently, 'Was it someone you loved very much?'

The man looked up at me and said to me, 'No, I never met him, he was my wife's first husband.'

Me: ???? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? :nuhnuh:
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Just try

Spoiler: Kolbus

IGN: Kolbus

This is the grave of any guy who pisses off a girl ...
History heard from InfinityMu
Go to the church in devias and find a green book
This book tells stories about an elf called Lwica
Lwica lost all the rings in the scam trade
I Love InfinityMU escaped and Lwica start cry in the post and ask for give back rings ...
I Love InfinityMU ignored her and said: lmao
All situations saw another elf
This elf was GM and the girl ...
GM took I Love InfinityMU on his map, GM map
GM asked I Love InfinityMU where he was hiding the rings
I Love InfinityMU thought he was smart ...
He say: ,,rings, what rings? ''

Does anyone know how it ended? ...
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The GM elf turned away and opened his hand
and give most strong Slap Ban that anyone has seen ...

Legend says he still fly to I Love InfinityMU island ...

Last Day of Voting:
January 7, 2019

May the best joker win. Good luck!
Happy New Year!​

 

[Halfdanjal]

So..

Like half of the stories doesn't even explain WHY IT IS YOUR GRAVE, I'm not voting for those. Out of some that are left.. I vote for yuriprime, his explanation is simple, short, actually says that he is the one who died and even tho it's not too funny, it still makes sense, fkin haxors.

 

[Nikki]

i was looking for who can make the best out in the most shortest form.

And that was kronwell.b i pee'd my pants over it. Grats dude you got my vote.
secondplace for me would be Sly, dude the internet is much more for jokes and porn.
third place would ended for Yuriprime.


Those 3 made the best out of it for me.


its not always how longer how better. Sometimes are the shortest the best.

 

[Kyle]

my vote goes to yuriprime his words are meaningful and have sense
you're a hero

 

[v1taL]

Voted for kronwell because his explanation was short and easy to read. And as the event title said “FUNNY EXPLANATION” it means you need only a short thing to say and direct to the point and not by saying those tweaks words that doesnt match up.. but still props to the entries.. good luck plyas!!

 

[Scarlette]

Vote for Gahleon DD

Its so lame u die bcoz the fridge was used for killing another person xD

 

[Pix]

I voted for Gahleon, his entry make me laugh, next time dont hide on the fridge hide somewhere else .

 

[Melbourne]

Voted for yuriprime, because even though his entry is not too long, the sentences has sense for me.

 

[Sun]

Aloha!

Today is the last day of voting--- I'd like to invite all the other staff members and privileged forumers who haven't voted yet to help us decide which entry is the funniest one.

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I'm still waiting for my Forum Fero tag to be added, but my vote goes to Gahleon.

I find it so funny because the burglar's death was technically due to an accident--- it's like the one who killed him was karma :XD:

Also, his entry left a question in my head--- who was the owner of that house? He's definitely a strong guy for being able to lift and throw a frige that contains a man! Goku? Clark? Hulk? :ah:

Great entries nevertheless--- thank you guys for taking the time to join my event.

 

[Luigir]

voted for TheFearOne that was creative, plus those caricatures gives a cool reading.
Good job and good luck to everyone.

 

[Syd]

mr1812 sure has a funny entry. xD Your wife is onto you even when you're playing, huh. :nuhnuh:

 

[Brave]

(aloha)

voted for mr1812

i get the es sense of his entry that dont you ever try to cheat to your husband/wife.
like we are here dont play other games only InfinityMU :nuhnuh:

Good luck participants

 

[Flippy]

Super voted for Kronwell for his suoer gf)
Is it the blondie or?
Mental jokes ftw xD

 

[Abesta]

In this type of events short but most meaningful or you know, the most suited one gets more attraction. Kronwell and yuriboy got me but in 49/51situation yuriboy gets my vote. Rest in Peace bro. You were a good guy but you are our hero and you will remembered as AntiCheater machine for lifetime :-(

 

[Diego]

My vote goes to Kronwell, his entry makes me laught that Super Angry GF xD.
Good job everyone

 

[Kenji]

I like the entry of Kronwell but as he said, he doesn't want the prize. So my vote goes to yuriprime just to break the tie :nuhnuh:

 

[Sun]

Thanks everyone for sharing your thoughts!
https://forum.infinitymu.net/showthread.php?112889-Winners-Funny-Explanations&p=1474906#post1474906

Please close.
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